This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
Dear god I need this app!
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
what do u call a backstabbing grocer
"I’m just going to stand here, scratch your leg, and get your jeans all muddy until you give me a treat." Oh goodness, what would I do without my boy Toto?!
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
this is why we can have nice things!!
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this is nom . my god
Fun facts about your sign here
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
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