Mason jar shot glasses, check it! My shot glasses are better than yours!
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chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
Close some doors today. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they lead you nowhere.
My follower count makes me a little uncomfortable
I want that follower count! :)
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
Your belt is not a feat.
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